So the big news in Dubai this week was going to be the Mariah Carey concert and the Fergie concert. The back-to-back Thursday and Friday shows were billed as the 'Divas in Dubai' event.

And now they're both cancelled.

The promoters said the reason was "the extremely compressed time frame along with unforeseen logistical complications."

"Logistical complications"?!?

Most likely? That those two are HUGE freakin' divas.

Ten bucks says that Mariah wanted a gold plated camel, or her own palm island or something.

And Fergie, well, she's so stupid she doesn't realize that she's ticked to about 14:53 on her fame clock. Seven more seconds and she'll be working the Taco Bell on Lankershim in North Hollywood.

"Leeeettt's ... get the chalupas started ..."

Luckily a week from tomorrow Bon Jovi rocks Abu Dhabi, if people in the area still want freakishly overpriced concert tickets ...