Wow, so it doesn't sound like we missed anything good in the NCAA National Championship Game. Nope. Nothing at all.Argh!
I guess the online ESPN Play By Play is almost as exciting:
0:09 Mario Chalmers made Three Point Jumper. 63-63
Whhoooooo! Move over Dick Vitale! Columns of text and numbers are awesome, baby!
But seriously, in the final seconds of play Mario Chalmers makes a three point shot to send the championship game into overtime for the first time in a decade, then Kansas goes on to stun the pundits with a win over Memphis? And I don't have a sports channel on my satellite television?
I've got eighty-three channels of reruns of The Nanny and Married with Children (seriously) but I can't get a sports highlight to save my life.
Well, other than the entire channel devoted to the NBA (which, honestly, is a bit much).
And ... today is the home opener for the Red Sox, where they're getting their World Series rings, and I don't have a SportsCenter to catch a clip.
Gosh, it's so difficult to be me ...

