"Run! Go! Get to tha choppah!"

This week the Dubai police bought a helicopter to get to car accidents, their way around the massive traffic problem in town.

Dude, all the fire fighters got was a Corvette (see News: Dubai's Firefighting Corvette).

Apparently these chopper cops have little mini jaws-of-life cutting tools, which they'll carry on the shoulders as they rappel down to the accident scene.

That's insane.

I mean, totally rational human beings turn into gawkers when they drive by an accident already, can you imagine the gridlock and additional accidents when there's a police helicopter hovering overhead and dudes jumping out of it as if they were GI Joe troops?!

Photo and story at Gulf News.