|Wow, so last night on the radio we heard Elton John's new Candle in the Wind 2007 for Anna Nicole Smith.
It was actually oddly touching, in a red-neck kind of way.
Though the dueling banjos were a bit much, I felt ...
Here's a link to it on the iTunes Music Store, too.
Haha, I'm actually just kidding! There's no such song as "Candle in the Wind 2007". I mean, Elton John wouldn't be that presumptious to redo the lyrics to one of his - well, I guess two of his - most famous songs, would he?
I was actually going to write fake lyrics for it and everything, but finding good images for this entry took the better part of an hour, and honestly that's a little more time I wanted to spend with Anna Nicole in this lifetime to begin with.